TIPS FOR HUSBANDS

Tips For Husbands
Dear husbands/boyfriends/ soon-to-be BF, sometimes we can be so idiotic. Simple words sometime can ruin your romantic day out, or even ruin your after-supper-sex. So, I’ve come up with few tips; hopefully it can save my fellow men from your egoistic destructions.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?


DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.