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More Male Jokes...Enjoy!!

Wonder why there are loads of jokes here? laughter makes you forget the pain of reality.....

ENJOY!!!

What are the three fastest ways of communication?

Three fastest means of communication in the world.
Tele-phone
Tele-vision
Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster?

Tell her not to tell anyone :-)

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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

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Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleepingpills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray "Take only one.
God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the
apples."

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One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON : "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
MOM : "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your
responsibilities too, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

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A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of
AIDS?"
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"

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Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed . He shoots his
friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends"

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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Everytime
Wife replies," No, It means ,
With Idiot For Ever !!!"

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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad
got a heart attack & our driver ran away.

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A women asks man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these kids
yours??"
The man replies, " No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer
complaints".

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A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and
confidential.
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!"

The Difference between men and women

"One look is worth a thousand words" - Fred R. Barnard, December 8, 1921


actually.....i'm just lazy.....LOL

Prove that ALL women are EVIL!!!

if you ever wonder, why your wife and / or GF (GFs) is / are constantly giving you hell. Let me assure you its is pretty normal. Why? Because THEY ARE ALL EVIL AND I CAN PROVE IT!!

Since all men goes by logic, lets use logical mathematics to explain.

I will sleep with one eye from now on.....

Companies after Crisis

In the recent financial turmoil, the numbers of millionaires globally has increased by 10%. Yes! i'm not kidding! The problem with this statistic is....they were all ex-billionaires.

How you ever wonder what will happen to companies after this deep crisis? I wonder.....

*This logo is for laughs and reference only*

Blonde Jokes - Ahh...the classic~

Whining husbands blog aint complete without the old classic blonde jokes. Enjoy! LOL

Make it off the island

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.

Blondes change a lightbulb

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:

Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.

Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?

Blonde: Yes.

Operator: The power in the house in on?

Blonde: Of course.

Operator: And the switch is on?

Blonde: Yes, yes.

Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?

Blonde: No, it's working fine.

Operator: Then what's the problem?

Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.

Your kid has been kidnapped

A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

Mind telling me the time?

BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?

"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."

BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

Do you see the dead bird?

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird.

"Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

DID THEY JUS SAY THAT!?

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal

TIPPY TIPS!

DATING TIPS FOR MEN
There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...

• I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
• I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.
  
• I used to come here all the time with my ex.
  
• Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
  
• I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
  
• It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.

FATBOYS

We’ve long been told that too many of the saturated fats found in meat and dairy products can clog up the arteries and cause heart disease and heart attacks. But gram for gram, trans fats are still more dangerous according to the European Food Safety Authority. While raising levels of ‘bad’ cholesterol (LDLs), they also reduce levels of ‘good’ cholesterol (HDLs).

The Trans Fat Top Ten in the Which? survey was:

• KFC Colonel’s regular crispy strips and fries
  
• McDonald’s McNuggets and regular fries
  
• Saxby’s reasy-rolled short pastry
  
• Tesco toffee fudge shortbread
  
• Burger King whopper and regular fries
  
• Sainsbury’s puff-pastry beef and onion pie
  
• Lidl le cheef cheese, onion and chives quiche
  
• Cadbury’s Boost bar
  
• Aunt Bessie’s homestyle roast potatoes
  
• Asda sausage roll

Full details at which.co.uk.

Right food for the body

Most of us love to eat good food. However, if you are beginning to look like Michael Moore, you probably loved too much. Sure we all have jobs, we cramped all day and by the time we're done, we're confuse whether its dinner or supper time. You thought of rewarding yourself with lard-filled plate and a sack of sugar cake after a long hard day. As the food glides down your throat, you swear; at that moment, its better than sex.

Its good to let your craving monster out once in awhile, but unless your work involves riding a sleigh and a light-bulb nosed reindeer pulling your butt around while you throw stink bombs into chimneys, you probably want to place your craving monster on a leash.

The 'right food' is more important than 'good food'. Globally there are more than 1 billion overweight adults, 300 million of them are obese. These of cause lead to long term problems like diabetes, chronic cardiovascular disease, high blood, hypertension and stroke.

Moderate, yes i mean moderate amount of 'right food' can actually reduce the chances of these chronic disease and your waistline. The next time your wife is cooking, get her to change the menu...*warning: doing it egoistically may be hazardous to health*

Garlic

Whether it actually wards off vampires is moot, but garlic will help you in so many other ways. Its no wonder it was once-believed to have super powers. Garlic boosts the immune system, is a powerful anti-fungal agent, reduces blood cholesterol, assists with blood sugar management and lowers blood pressure. Peel each clove, chop finely and add to cooking food.

Salmon

Very high in omega-3, the essential fatty acid that raises HDL cholesterol and protects against heart attacks by reducing blood clotting. Cut into steaks, lightly brush with oil, squeeze a lemon over them and grill.

Black Pepper

Use it freshly ground - you should be able to smell the oil being released - and it is a powerful blood purifier, and also acts as a digestive aid, meaning it will help you get more out of the food that is added to. Mill over food either at the cooking stage or at the table. Or both.

Spinach & Kale

The most nutritiously efficient vegetables, they are practically bursting with vitamins A, C and K, plus they have a very high iron, potassium, magnesium and folate content. Steam very quickly or eat raw in a salad

Sweet Potatoes

Nutrition-wise, these are higher performing potatoes as they are fantastic source of vitamin C, carotenoids, potassium and fibre.

Olive oil

By far the best oil to use. As it is so loaded with monounsaturated fats, it works to lower LDL cholesterol. It has a lower burning point than vegetable oil, so don't use it for frying - not that you were going to fry anything anyway.

Broccoli

Masses of vitamins C and A, folic acid and the carotenoids that boost your immune system and protects your cells against free radicals. Lightly steam or cut into small florets and eat raw.

Bilberries

A super-performing food that will help reduce the strain on your heart as it eases blood circulation by reducing clotting and clearing deposits from your blood vessel walls. Eat raw or use when baking in pies and muffins.

Tomatoes

an excellent source of vitamins A and C, and rich in lycopene - chemical that is believed to lower the risk of prostate, lung and stomach cancer. Eat raw in salads, use as a base for stews or soups or brush with oil, season with salt and pepper and grill.

Walnuts

The superstar of the nut world, walnuts are rich in monounsaturated fats and omega-3 fatty acid. Walnuts also contain chemicals that keep the artery walls clear, lower the risk of gallstones and help the brain function. Eat them as a snack or chop and add to salads.

TIPS FOR HUSBANDS

Tips For Husbands
Dear husbands/boyfriends/ soon-to-be BF, sometimes we can be so idiotic. Simple words sometime can ruin your romantic day out, or even ruin your after-supper-sex. So, I’ve come up with few tips; hopefully it can save my fellow men from your egoistic destructions.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?


DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.